I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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