i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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