Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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