I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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