My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
