just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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