That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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