Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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