My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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