I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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