how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I think people are normalizing furries
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