Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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