Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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