i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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