she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
