normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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