just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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