Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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