I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
its not stalking. its research.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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