My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
is it fun? or sober?
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