You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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