So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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