Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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