i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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