Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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