Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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