Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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