the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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