Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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