For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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