I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
The ass gains better be worth it
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