Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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