Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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