is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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