West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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