what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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