5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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