Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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