can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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