your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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