why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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