I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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