you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
