I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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