We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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