ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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