you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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