im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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