i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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