You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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