You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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