whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize