haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Randomize