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just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So much rum. So many feels.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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