I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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