Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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