Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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