Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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