This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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